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am I having a stroke
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me: *briefly glances at a girl*
me: oh god.. am i leering? am i replicating the male gaze? does she feel threatened?? am i objectifying her? does she think i’m creepy? does she hate me? does she think im a pervert???
current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus.

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.
I cannot believe my fu ck ing e y e s john cena was turned down for a role in kim possible and then, in that moment, decided “you know what, I think it’s time for a change in my career, I’m going to becoem a F UCKING WRESTLER “
ROOOOOON CENA
One of the new professors at my school started a knitting club and will teach anyone who wants to learn but right now I’m the only other person in this entire school who knows how to knit.
So now I have all these baby knitters wandering up to me in the hallways and between class and in the lab, wanting me to check their stitches and tension and wanting reassurance.
Which is adorable but maybe not when I am literally holding a human heart in my hand?
I love where this went lol.
I wanna to go to school with you.
If hair braiding isn’t taught in many beauty schools, why does the government force black women to go (and pay thousands) to get a cosmetology license? What’s worse is not doing so could result in a $10,000 fine and a year in prison. Since the 1990s, the Institute for Justice has been fighting for hair braiders — and a new legal showdown in Iowa could be their biggest yet.
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“Of Iowa’s 27 cosmetology schools, not one school offers specific coursework on natural hair care for black women or braiding in particular.”
hands-down one of my all time favorite taylor moments
What fucks me up about this is that he’s using a classic abusive behaviour on her.
He starts out by doing something that seems innocent but which is often a tactic used by abusive men to get past women’s defenses and justify their own behaviour. “I’m a nice guy. I’m not mean. I wouldn’t do anything bad.” And without being specific to this guy, TSwift calls him on it: she points out that there’s a very high correlation between self-labeling as a “nice guy” and not actually being very nice. It’s as polite as she can be without actually saying explicitly that this guy’s a jerk, but everyone listening knows that she’s basically just said, “Hey, you just did this thing that’s shitty.”
And his response is to try to gaslight her. Gaslighting is when you try to manipulate someone by making them doubt their perception of reality. It sounds like it would be impossible, but it’s actually incredibly common among abusive men, and often appears hand in hand with this creepy “I’m nice” crap. What he does is, rather than argue with her about whether most guys who self-label as nice are actually jerks, or move on to another topic, or shout her down—what he does is DENY REALITY. Guys who self-label as nice aren’t nice? Cool–he’ll just assert that he never did that. Despite the fact that he JUST DID IT. ON CAMERA.
People who date men: if a man ever does this to you, run like hell. It’s the beginning of a very steep slope. Men who lie to you about behaviour you’ve observed–who lie to you about documented reality–in order to serve their own ends are not men you can trust. They are not good people. RUN THE FUCK AWAY.
Meanwhile, a million props to Taylor Swift for calling that shit out.
My sweet baby. Sometimes you’re too cute and i don’t know what to do with myself.


